" baby wipe "

 [ "baby wipe" ]

1: a kid who is a ass wipe

  * e.g.,  ... "did that kid just smack u?" 

 [ "baby wipe" ]

2: u call adults ass wipes and kids baby wipes

  * e.g.,  ... "yeah that baby wipe" 

 [ "baby wiping" ]

1: The act of licking your partners butthole after they had just taken a shit.

  * e.g.,  ... Mark was about to get in the shower when his partner gave him a good baby wiping instead. 

 [ "Baby Wipe" ]

1: The act of placing a crisp dollar bill on the palm of one's hand and wiping a Strippy's puss with it as if you were wiping a baby's ass.

  * e.g.,  ... Yo did you see Nick "Baby Wipe" that strippy last night at Gua Gua's? 

 [ "Baby Wipe" ]

1: The term “baby wipe” can be used to reference something you might smell after doing cocaine; referenced by ski mask slump god

  * e.g.,  ... Bruh this coke got me wondering where there’s a baby wipe at 

 [ "Baby wipes" ]

1: Baby wipes are so beautiful if you see some you want to shove it in your bra. The smell makes your cleavage smell like sardines. P.s it turns your cleavage a funny colour (yellow) which is so beautiful. My friends all like to smell my boobs once I have done it. Sometimes I use them to wipe my babies sick off the carpet so it is convenient to have a stash in your bra. My baby is starting a new diet today which is baby wipes blended with his poo also it drinks baby wipe juice mixed with almond milk and a hint of vanilla essence. My baby’s bum hole is not as sore as it used to be because it is touching the baby wipe moisture every second of the day. Ps if the baby projectiles all over you just slap it and there you go you have red bottoms.

  * e.g.,  ... Baby wipes are the answers to life 

 [ "Hillbilly baby wipe" ]

1: When one is without toilet paper and or baby wipes, they must “hillbilly baby wipe” themselves. Simply spit on your fingers run them through your ass hole and you have completed the hillbilly baby wipe.

  * e.g.,  ... “ damnit frank we’re out of tp! Well don’t be a pussy just hillbilly baby wipe ya self!” 

 [ "Baby wipe bath" ]

1: A quick and dirty way to clean yourself outside of a normal bathing situation (e.g. a festival, a service station toilet, in the car on the way to work). Frequently used by festival goers when the provided facilities are less than desirable.

  * e.g.,  ... "Oh my GOD I have the worst case of festivalfanny. I need to stop having baby wipe baths and have a real shower!" 

 [ "Baby Wipe Whore" ]

1: Those girls who come over for the "rodeo," then clean themselves up with baby wipes and leave immediately after.

  * e.g.,  ... God, I love baby wipe whores. They just clean up and go home. 

 [ "Baby Wipe Whore" ]

2: Isn't necessarily a bad thing; could also apply to guys.

  * e.g.,  ... I thought she was a relationship girl. I guess she's just a baby wipe whore. 

 [ "No Baby Wipes" ]

1: Meaning as no bullshit

  * e.g.,  ... I ain"t dealin with no baby wipes 

 [ "Baby wipe" ]

1: A pre-moistened, pre-packaged tissue used to wipe up whatever leftover sperm does not get licked, slurped, swallowed or eaten during a gangbang or orgy.

  * e.g.,  ... The use of baby wipes in porn only rubs in for all the spilled spermies that they will never get to make a baby.